Welcome To Ran Mo’s Website
By Ran M. P1
Introduction
“What is this website about?” is what you’re probably not thinking about right now, but for the sake of simplicity, let’s pretend that you are. Well, this website is dedicated to personal reviews, more specifically, digital media reviews, ranging from movies to websites. Now keep in mind that any review of mine is my opinion, and that you’re entitled to your own opinion, so please don’t type a 5,000 word essay on why the minion movie is the best movie of the 21st century. But I do appreciate comments on my reviews, so please feel free to leave your own opinion in the comments, but please don’t type an essay.
My Favourite Websites
- Quora
Ever wondered why animals have tails? Why our legs bounce when anxious? How planes can fly? Well, Quora probably has the answer. All you need to do is type a question and wait. Check back in, and you’ll most likely have numerous people answering your question, and the amount of people answering helps to find reliable source.
2. YouTube
If you’re reading this, you should already know what YouTube is. If not, here’s an extremely quick summary: YouTube is a site where you can upload and watch videos and live streams. And since you can watch videos from people around the world, I often find myself spending hours on this site! If you’ve never been on YouTube before, I highly recommend trying it out.
3. Twitter
Twitter is an unusual place, and that’s what makes it great. I could go onto twitter right now and see celebrities complaining about the political climate next to a college student crying over his lost mozzarella sticks. People use Twitter around the world, regardless of age, race, or class. Due to this, Twitter is a very twisted place filled with different voices and opinions, but it’s twisted in a good way.
4. Instagram
Instagram is a place to share photos and videos, and I use it to browse memes. It’s a site that is easier and more convenient on a phone, as you can pick it up, scroll for a few minutes, and put it back down. When you pick it back up a few minutes later, you’ll have new things to see and like. And although most people don’t consider it a site, it still is a fun way to pass time.
5. Spotify
https://www.spotify.com/ca-en/
Spotify is one of the best websites I’ve ever used. It costs $10 a month, and allows you to listen to every song you could think of. It even has songs dating back to the 19th century! In fact, I’m using Spotify while typing this! If you’re driving to work, taking a nap, or even breathing, Spotify will help make anything better.
My Favourite Photos
My favourite photos are what some would call cursed, which means that most of the image is left to your interpretation, which I will be doing.
Cheems
This is Cheems. He has a speech impediment but is capable of virtually anything a human or god could do, but just slower and more dog like.
Diagnosis
This was created by a doctor in Nebraska, and it explains the rare yet common “pigeon syndrome”, which is a syndrome where you pigeon. The symptoms are “pigeon”, and there is no curing it.
The Pleads Of Humanity
This is the beginning of the end. In 2028, a man named Kanye West develops a self functioning plunger, and it flies of the shelf. Soon, mass production begins, but the plungers soon become sentient, and attack. This isn’t a joke, it’s a warning from the future.
Funny Goose
The goose rocking a solid fit, but he got really big Vans. He lives in a destroyed Russian apartment because he spent all his money on that fit.
Cat Stuck In Toilet
Jeremy got himself stuck in the toilet again, but he don’t really care. He awaits your next move, almost like a game of chess, except he is always 20 moves ahead of you, rendering not just the toilet, but the entire neighborhood in his possession.
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